Some of my favorite aphorisms....

"Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid."

-Kin Hubbard

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
-Mark Twain

"A stupid man`s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."

-Bertrand Russell


"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

-Albert Einstein

"When you`re arguing with a fool, make sure he isn`t doing the same thing."

-Ambrose Bierce